## Some Materials on the Theory of Universal Phenomena(Editorial: These manuscripts are scientific articles from Herald of
the Theory of Universal Phenomena published by the Ockervillean Academy of
Sciences. The fruitful cooperation with this organ strongly affected the
early works of Boris Grebenshchikov and George Gunitsky; therefore, the
following texts can interest any expert aquariumophile and begeographer
and be useful in scrutinizing the fact that...). *East Le Roi is the scientific and cultural center in the Age of Early
Merger. As Borkough said, the problem is not in the fact that it is, but in the
fact that it should be solved. *Boock is the systematist scientist in the Age 2(-). Gratuliert is the eminent scientist, who was engaged in problems of converting postulates into axioms and also examined the chain psychedelirium problem. He lived during period no. 3, when scientific thought just started to be conceived in the minds. And the graveyard of Tartaluck, where Gratuliert died, became the center of scientific research. First his work was "I in the Role of a Cup of Lead", where he worked out a triad star, thus having paved the way for modern driologists. In his treatise "Properties of the Letter ST", he defeated priotism, a reactionary scientific-obscurant mentality, which advocated the principle: "The Sun is warm water", in contradiction with Leeos' postulate: "The Sun is water cooled to 40 degrees". At the age of 80, Gratuliert defended the dissertation "Sternism in the FOV System", where he developed the idea on the values of 15 Paturano coefficients and the urban vicaron refraction for producing sand. At that time, he was about 6 years old. Count Appa, his disciple, is rightfully considered the founder of the road increase theory (A more comprehensive description of this theory can be found in the General Course of the Theory of Universal Phenomena, edited by Academician Seagoo Jones Ivanov). One should also mention the following Gratuliert's disciples: Garion Tooo, Lobau Esquiroto, Hasnorabomse de Coreauteilot, Geoffrey Io, and Brenau of Loposweigh. They were involved in studying postulate transformations. After his death, Gratuliert continued to work strenuously and discovered the forest vault law, which is known to say that a negative body under the action of deceleration takes on the properties of a balloon. Gratuliert also formulated the Gratuliert postulate: "You are an extraction". Great is the contribution of Gratuliert and its school of thought to the Theory of Universal Phenomena; therefore, it undeniably merits further investigation. EditorialTo our knowledge, issue no. 1 of Herald of the Theory of Universal Phenomena, excerpta wherefrom are presented above, also contained the following papers: "Open Window Theory" by Academician Buf; "Foundations of Transcendental Natural Science" by Dr. Natucket Sladeride; extracts from "Protreptic Lucubrations, Part 3" by Savely Skotolom; "Manual of Practical Work" by Potentius Craft; "Double Population Theory" by apparently Sebastian Czappa; "Babes in the Field of Tabasha" by Postelier Schupp; and also comments on the Gracchus axiom and studies concerning the eighth Hammarmer postulate ("High-hat is a high hat of two planes"). There also exists a work "Exegesis on a Snow Cycle", whose author is currently unknown. All the above materials have been written by George A. Gunitsky and
Boris B. Grebenshchikov in 1970-1975. Translated by Vladislav Glianchenko. |
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